Rogues, Villains and EccentricsMy current toilet book is Brewer's classic encyclopedia of the same name, listing some of the great British nutters down the ages. Let's create a B3TA version based on the dodgy people you've met
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 13:43)
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I was walking to portobello market one sunny saturday to buy some veg, when a nice grey haired old lady standing in front of a driveway waved my attentionshe was very polite, calling me "young man", and launched into a very convincing story about her daughter needing an operation and would I be ever so kind as to donate some money.
At least, it was convincing until I was close enough to notice her breath stunk of stale alcohol and she had the unmistakeable odour of someone who'd shit their pants
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 1:46,
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