Rogues, Villains and Eccentrics
My current toilet book is Brewer's classic encyclopedia of the same name, listing some of the great British nutters down the ages. Let's create a B3TA version based on the dodgy people you've met
( , Thu 27 Sep 2012, 13:43)
My current toilet book is Brewer's classic encyclopedia of the same name, listing some of the great British nutters down the ages. Let's create a B3TA version based on the dodgy people you've met
( , Thu 27 Sep 2012, 13:43)
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I think I may have just met a new eccentric.
One of my neighbors in our apartment building is a woman from Kazakhstan who grew up under Soviet rule. She tells me that her father was an opera singer, so at the age of six he had her start learning piano. Being in the USSR this meant that her life was thereafter dedicated to music.
I met her at a housewarming party one of the other tenants was giving. She has classic Mongolian features and a default expression that is rather forbidding, but as soon as I began chatting at this party she tuned directly in on me and informed me that I have an unusual voice. Puzzled, I politely asked her what she meant.
"You have great resonance and timbre," she replied in a very Russian sounding accent. "You should be a singer and perform opera."
It took a while to convince me that she wasn't joking. I knew that she was a serious musician as I had seen the workmen carrying a baby grand up the stairs, but this? Really?
I have an appointment tomorrow to come to her flat so she can really get a feel for my voice. I'm actually a little nervous.
On the other hand, I have got to figure out a way to get her to say "moose and squirrel" at least once...
UPDATE: on having spent three hours with her, I conclude that she's not actually an eccentric, just a woman whose main passion in life seems to be music. But after three hours of voice training I do need a day or two to recover.
( , Tue 2 Oct 2012, 18:34, 7 replies)
One of my neighbors in our apartment building is a woman from Kazakhstan who grew up under Soviet rule. She tells me that her father was an opera singer, so at the age of six he had her start learning piano. Being in the USSR this meant that her life was thereafter dedicated to music.
I met her at a housewarming party one of the other tenants was giving. She has classic Mongolian features and a default expression that is rather forbidding, but as soon as I began chatting at this party she tuned directly in on me and informed me that I have an unusual voice. Puzzled, I politely asked her what she meant.
"You have great resonance and timbre," she replied in a very Russian sounding accent. "You should be a singer and perform opera."
It took a while to convince me that she wasn't joking. I knew that she was a serious musician as I had seen the workmen carrying a baby grand up the stairs, but this? Really?
I have an appointment tomorrow to come to her flat so she can really get a feel for my voice. I'm actually a little nervous.
On the other hand, I have got to figure out a way to get her to say "moose and squirrel" at least once...
UPDATE: on having spent three hours with her, I conclude that she's not actually an eccentric, just a woman whose main passion in life seems to be music. But after three hours of voice training I do need a day or two to recover.
( , Tue 2 Oct 2012, 18:34, 7 replies)
Why would she have Mongolian features if she's Kazakh?
Does she have Down's?
( , Tue 2 Oct 2012, 21:01, closed)
Does she have Down's?
( , Tue 2 Oct 2012, 21:01, closed)
Here, let me help you with that.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kazakhstan
Also, from the Wikipedia article on Mongolia: Mongolia is a landlocked country in East and Central Asia. It is bordered by Russia to the north and China to the south, east and west. Although Mongolia does not share a border with Kazakhstan, its western-most point is only 38 kilometres (24 mi) from Kazakhstan's eastern tip.
All is explained there, though from what I've seen of your reading comprehension skills I may have just wasted my time.
( , Wed 3 Oct 2012, 5:22, closed)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kazakhstan
Also, from the Wikipedia article on Mongolia: Mongolia is a landlocked country in East and Central Asia. It is bordered by Russia to the north and China to the south, east and west. Although Mongolia does not share a border with Kazakhstan, its western-most point is only 38 kilometres (24 mi) from Kazakhstan's eastern tip.
All is explained there, though from what I've seen of your reading comprehension skills I may have just wasted my time.
( , Wed 3 Oct 2012, 5:22, closed)
That's lovely.
Only there's a Kazakh sitting next to me wondering what the fuck you're talking about. Are you an idiot or just totally missing a sense of humour?
(that's a question from her, not me ... I already know you're an idiot with no sense of humour)
( , Wed 3 Oct 2012, 18:01, closed)
Only there's a Kazakh sitting next to me wondering what the fuck you're talking about. Are you an idiot or just totally missing a sense of humour?
(that's a question from her, not me ... I already know you're an idiot with no sense of humour)
( , Wed 3 Oct 2012, 18:01, closed)
...ummm... yeah. Right. Tell ya what, why don't you and your invisible friend go off and play with yourselves, mmkay? That's a good boy.
( , Thu 4 Oct 2012, 6:40, closed)
She's a colleague.
She's still curious why you would think a Kazakh would look Mongolian.
( , Thu 4 Oct 2012, 8:02, closed)
She's still curious why you would think a Kazakh would look Mongolian.
( , Thu 4 Oct 2012, 8:02, closed)
My wife is Russian, she is asked to say, "Moose and Squirrel" quite often.
( , Tue 2 Oct 2012, 22:55, closed)
Hopefully she has a good sense of humor about this.
I don't know this woman well enough yet to joke with her about her accent, but wow does she sound like Natasha.
( , Wed 3 Oct 2012, 5:24, closed)
I don't know this woman well enough yet to joke with her about her accent, but wow does she sound like Natasha.
( , Wed 3 Oct 2012, 5:24, closed)
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