A mate of my dad's fled Melbourne to escape charges of embezzling from his company
He'd also been practising contract law without any qualifications, but that was never discovered.
He turned up a few years later as Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea. Died lonely of a heart attack sitting on a park bench in Fremantle
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 23:53, 5 replies)

I am going to dedicate the next ten years to becoming Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 18:44, closed)

As long as you promise to die a lonely death on a bench,
I'll chip in for the fare.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 1:06, closed)

I'm fine for the fare, thanks.
I'm quite wealthy. My main problem would be a general disinterest in sport and a dislike of tropical climates.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 8:05, closed)

But I'll make sure to die on a bench.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 8:05, closed)

Underbelly : Freo?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 8:49, closed)