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My current toilet book is Brewer's classic encyclopedia of the same name, listing some of the great British nutters down the ages. Let's create a B3TA version based on the dodgy people you've met

(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 13:43)
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Back when I was a building labour
a carpenter told the story of his time working in a nursing home. One patient, he said, was a KBE; Sir Something-or-other who'd earned his knighthood the honest way, inventing or discovering something for the good of the state.

But all that was behind the old gent; he was now a dribbling wreck in his nineties, wheelchair-bound, who would spend his days muttering away as he gazed out over the green lawns of the home from the window of his room.

However, he wasn't forgotten. His son, manager of his estate, paid the nurses to give him a treat. Once a week, at bath time, one nurse would wank him off while another fed him pieces of Galaxy chocolate, to make sure the old geezer still had some of life's pleasures.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 9:09, 2 replies)
You were a labour?

(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:22, closed)
No, he
was one of the nurses.

Not the one with the chocolate.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 12:05, closed)

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