Rubbish Towns
I once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.
Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
I once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.
Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
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Shitty town.
Stopped off in a tiny craphole in order to pick up some lunch on the way home from a holiday.
Now, I'll admit to looking a bit eccentric, but it's hardly noticed when I amble around town or turn up to work.... wearing a Tophat most of the time isn't that remarkable.
Everyone stopped and looked at me wherever I roamed.
I was waiting in line at the supermarket when the grossly fat people behind me struck up a conversation. They were laughing about how it was "just like waiting in the dole queue ha ha ha ha ha".
Some children threw stones at me. Their parents laughed, while stuffing their faces with fried chicken and drinking cans of crappy beer at 11am.
I had the longest shower ever when I finally got home. Trying to wash the stench of smalltown New Zealand off of my skin.
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:30, 3 replies)
Stopped off in a tiny craphole in order to pick up some lunch on the way home from a holiday.
Now, I'll admit to looking a bit eccentric, but it's hardly noticed when I amble around town or turn up to work.... wearing a Tophat most of the time isn't that remarkable.
Everyone stopped and looked at me wherever I roamed.
I was waiting in line at the supermarket when the grossly fat people behind me struck up a conversation. They were laughing about how it was "just like waiting in the dole queue ha ha ha ha ha".
Some children threw stones at me. Their parents laughed, while stuffing their faces with fried chicken and drinking cans of crappy beer at 11am.
I had the longest shower ever when I finally got home. Trying to wash the stench of smalltown New Zealand off of my skin.
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:30, 3 replies)
Naw.
North Island. I think it was somewhere north of Turangi.
*shudder*
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:47, closed)
North Island. I think it was somewhere north of Turangi.
*shudder*
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:47, closed)
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