I once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.
Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion
(, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
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A friend of mine walked into a Gregs in Bolton and asked if they had any vegetarian pasties.
The fish-wife behind the counter looked at him like he'd shat on the floor before saying:
'CHICKIN UN MUSHRUUM'
(, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 12:27, Reply)
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