Rubbish TownsI once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.
Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
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My grandad used to work in the planning department at Coventry City CouncilHis best tale was when the Queen popped up to do a bit of shopping at Primarks (or to open the shopping centre, one or the other), and Elizabeth Vagina turned to my dear old Grandad and said:
"This place will be lovely when all the building work's finished."
To which my grandad replied: "Erm, it has finished, Your Majesty."
Coventry - dissed by the fucking Queen herself... I rest my case...
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SpankyHanky, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:19,
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Au contraireCov is effing wonderful...it's like the city that never got round to planning anything but still went ahead with a marketing style "Let's run this building up the flag pole and see who salutes" approach to the urban environment all the time blaming the Luftwaffe for any mistakes. I wish I had gone to Uni there instead of bloody Alsager....
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:37,
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