Rubbish Towns
I once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.
Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
I once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.
Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
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Wishaw, North Lanarkshire
I live there. It's shit. But it does have one positive to it... it isn't our nearby neighbour of Motherwell.
Motherwell takes shit to a whole new level for the following reasons... More neds per capita than any Scottish town you care to mention. Everyone is unemployed, but can all afford to smoke and be drunk all the time. Contains Motherwell FC. Too many slapper nedettes in the pubs. The once thriving town centre is a ghost town adorned by charity shops and its pride and joy of a big new Wilkinson (Motherwell folk are too thick to realise it's a bargain shop in England and not Fortnum & bloody Masons).
It's so shit even Tesco haven't opened a proper store in the town (though they did open a little Express on the outskirts).
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:43, 2 replies)
I live there. It's shit. But it does have one positive to it... it isn't our nearby neighbour of Motherwell.
Motherwell takes shit to a whole new level for the following reasons... More neds per capita than any Scottish town you care to mention. Everyone is unemployed, but can all afford to smoke and be drunk all the time. Contains Motherwell FC. Too many slapper nedettes in the pubs. The once thriving town centre is a ghost town adorned by charity shops and its pride and joy of a big new Wilkinson (Motherwell folk are too thick to realise it's a bargain shop in England and not Fortnum & bloody Masons).
It's so shit even Tesco haven't opened a proper store in the town (though they did open a little Express on the outskirts).
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:43, 2 replies)
wishie
Ha Ha you live in wishie!Nae luck! I have to work in Lanarkshire, but I'd never live there. Never met so many downright 'Ignorant and Proud' folk in all my life. Don't diss Wilkinson's, its the best they could manage.
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 21:05, closed)
Ha Ha you live in wishie!Nae luck! I have to work in Lanarkshire, but I'd never live there. Never met so many downright 'Ignorant and Proud' folk in all my life. Don't diss Wilkinson's, its the best they could manage.
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 21:05, closed)
I only live there.
I live in Pishy Wishy... I work and socialise elsewhere. (Unfortunately, work is Carstairs, and socialise is East Kilbride, so not much of an improvement)
( , Fri 30 Oct 2009, 19:35, closed)
I live in Pishy Wishy... I work and socialise elsewhere. (Unfortunately, work is Carstairs, and socialise is East Kilbride, so not much of an improvement)
( , Fri 30 Oct 2009, 19:35, closed)
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