Rubbish TownsI once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.
Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
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Stevenage [1]I work there. I have many stories, all of them awful.
Overheard in the shop where I buy my lunchtime sandwich:
Girl, to friend: I'm not going to have much to eat today. I've started me diet 'cos I want to lose weight for me holiday.
Waitress: What'll it be, girls?
Girl, to waitress: What's the smallest portion of chips that you do?
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:22, 3 replies)
Ah yesStevenage, where a man jizzed on my coat in a cinema. I didn't ask him.
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Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:25,
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Round hereThat's just how they say hello.
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:27, closed)
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