I once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.
Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion
(, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
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Overheard as I walked past the Stevenage DSS office; a bloke on his mobile phone having a heated conversation with someone.
"...Why are you hurting me, darlin'? I don't understand why you're hurting me like this! I don't want to hurt you back, 'cos the only way I know to hurt people is wiv violence! I luv you darlin'! Don't make me hurt you back..."
I love working here.
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:27, 1 reply)
That's sweet. He didn't want to punch her... what a lovely fella!
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:11, closed)
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