
I once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.
Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
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Overheard as I walked past the Stevenage DSS office; a bloke on his mobile phone having a heated conversation with someone.
"...Why are you hurting me, darlin'? I don't understand why you're hurting me like this! I don't want to hurt you back, 'cos the only way I know to hurt people is wiv violence! I luv you darlin'! Don't make me hurt you back..."
I love working here.
( , Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:27, 1 reply)

That's sweet. He didn't want to punch her... what a lovely fella!
( , Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:11, closed)
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