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I once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.
Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
I once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.
Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
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Olympic venue? Hmm.
A friend of mine recently suggested that if the beach volleyball event were to be held in Great Yarmouth in 2012, we should go watch. There are two problems with this. Firstly, I imagine the view would be restricted by the locals grasping for a sight of women with two arms and two legs. Secondly, assuming the ladies were playing barefoot, every single one of them would test positive for intravenous drugs after the event. Mostly AIDS.
Great Yarmouth fucking sucks
( , Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:17, Reply)
A friend of mine recently suggested that if the beach volleyball event were to be held in Great Yarmouth in 2012, we should go watch. There are two problems with this. Firstly, I imagine the view would be restricted by the locals grasping for a sight of women with two arms and two legs. Secondly, assuming the ladies were playing barefoot, every single one of them would test positive for intravenous drugs after the event. Mostly AIDS.
Great Yarmouth fucking sucks
( , Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:17, Reply)
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