Rubbish Towns
I once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.
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( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
I once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.
Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
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My wife helped put together an open studio exhibition there
I asked some old guy if I was going the right way for such-and-such street, he started pointing in the direction I was going then reappraised me and said in a Jamaican accent "White boy.. you don't wanna go that way..." then proceeded to give me a ten minute detour round the safe way. (Course I totally ignored him... we're all going to die some time).
Also it's where the Burberry factory is and it must be in a few Japanese guide books judging by the numbers of confused (and scared) Orientals you see there at weekends.
( , Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:42, Reply)
I asked some old guy if I was going the right way for such-and-such street, he started pointing in the direction I was going then reappraised me and said in a Jamaican accent "White boy.. you don't wanna go that way..." then proceeded to give me a ten minute detour round the safe way. (Course I totally ignored him... we're all going to die some time).
Also it's where the Burberry factory is and it must be in a few Japanese guide books judging by the numbers of confused (and scared) Orientals you see there at weekends.
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