I keep reading
about St Helens and how much of a shit hole it is. So I thought I'd do a virtual tour via Street View (in the vain hope of spotting some girls dressed as '2p whores' - but alas, no street view for St Helens yet.

(got any pics of any 2p whores?)
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:24, 2 replies)

I expect...
...that it's partly because it's too insignificant to bother with for street mapping, but mostly because one look at the place from those driving the camera cars would realise that a tour of S(hi)t Helens carried too much risk of the car being vandalised or stolen.

And no, I don't have any pics though I was tempted a couple of weeks ago whilst walking past a local pub through part of the town to a birthday 'do. This wasn't just a 2p whore, it was a 1p whore. I had to tell the BF to stop staring
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:51, closed)

It's where dreams go to die
It's really horrible, the people are horrible, the town is horrible. Everything about it just makes you want to jump off the nearest high building. That might actually explain why there are so few. A Car park and an old office building are the only ones I can think of. The rest are chimneys and one gas tower.
(Hitler's other ball. R soul., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:13, closed)