Rubbish TownsI once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.
Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
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Every tim eI've been in Manchester by cab, I go past the sign for the 'Gorton Heritage Trail.'Every cabbie then either makes one of the two following jokes.
'The 'eritage trail takes yer back in time. Yer staart off goin' past burnt owt Ka's, then Fiestohs, then minis, then Model T's, etc all the way back to burnt owt Roman Chariots'.
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'They 'ad to chang eflightpath of planes from't airport as evry time they went over Gorton they were losin' tyres'.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:23,
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