Rubbish Towns
I once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.
Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
I once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.
Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
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Oh! St Neots
Other people have described St Neots, so I won't. But the most monumentally rubbish thing about St Neots is the thing it is most famed for - pubs.
Once home to the highest concentration of pubs in the UK, the High Street now consists of four pubs. The New Inn, which mis-spells the town it's in and is off the list if you'ver over five foot. The Wrestlers, lovely if you're looking to score any drugs. The Corner House, £3.50 a pint (of FOSTERS), and lastly the Priory.
Oh, the Priory. Badly designed with a school disco DJ, usual sticky carpets etc and a soon-to-be-implemented over-21's policy that will make it useless for it's main purpose, which is getting into 18 year old gash.
There's also the fact that a good proportion of the town is in orgasmic excitement about the X5 bus, to get you out. Brilliant. The best thing about our town is a bus. Fantastic.
( , Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:15, Reply)
Other people have described St Neots, so I won't. But the most monumentally rubbish thing about St Neots is the thing it is most famed for - pubs.
Once home to the highest concentration of pubs in the UK, the High Street now consists of four pubs. The New Inn, which mis-spells the town it's in and is off the list if you'ver over five foot. The Wrestlers, lovely if you're looking to score any drugs. The Corner House, £3.50 a pint (of FOSTERS), and lastly the Priory.
Oh, the Priory. Badly designed with a school disco DJ, usual sticky carpets etc and a soon-to-be-implemented over-21's policy that will make it useless for it's main purpose, which is getting into 18 year old gash.
There's also the fact that a good proportion of the town is in orgasmic excitement about the X5 bus, to get you out. Brilliant. The best thing about our town is a bus. Fantastic.
( , Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:15, Reply)
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