Rubbish Towns
I once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.
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( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
I once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.
Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
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Currys?
Ha, I mentioned this in another question ages ago, but I once saw a local scummer hiding near the loading bays of currys while they were unloading stock from a truck. For a moment, everyones backs were turned and he sprang, grabbed an under-counter fridge off the tail of the truck, hoisted it above his head and sprinted the full length of the retail units, across the overflow carpark, hoisted it up onto the far wall, climbed up himself and dissappeared with it into the housing estate beyond. We never said anything to the Currys staff, who hadnt seen anything, as we reckoned that anyone who can run that far with a fridge over their head frankly deserves to get away with it.
( , Sat 31 Oct 2009, 10:11, Reply)
Ha, I mentioned this in another question ages ago, but I once saw a local scummer hiding near the loading bays of currys while they were unloading stock from a truck. For a moment, everyones backs were turned and he sprang, grabbed an under-counter fridge off the tail of the truck, hoisted it above his head and sprinted the full length of the retail units, across the overflow carpark, hoisted it up onto the far wall, climbed up himself and dissappeared with it into the housing estate beyond. We never said anything to the Currys staff, who hadnt seen anything, as we reckoned that anyone who can run that far with a fridge over their head frankly deserves to get away with it.
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