Croydon
The point of Croydon is to serve as a high-security zoo for thousands of underaged trolls pockmarked with just enough Poundland jewellery to weigh down their dayglo polyester tracksuits and stop them igniting as they spark up their 250th fag of the day, before consuming enough "breezahs" or "stellahs" to make them froth at the mouth and dance like rage-infested monkeys, then spill out into the streets of the giant concrete Thunderdome that is East Croydon and pummel each other into kebab meat. In other words, the point of it is to act as an X on the map, marked "Stay The Fuck Away From Here".
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:13, Reply)