A couple of nominations
Stanley, Co Durham - the standout feature is a bowling alley on top of an Asda, and the locals totally ignore traffic signals (or any other law on the statute book).

Dunstable - I had lunch in a pub there and realised the draught was coming from a bullet hole in the nearest window.

I live near Swindon, so I feel qualified to comment.
(rogerzilla, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:38, 5 replies)

Stanley
I live on Consett a few miles away from Stanley. Now Consett is a fairly rough & ready place but Stanley... oh dear... to quote Jimmy Carr - "it's like a holding pen for Jeremy Kyle".

Fact.
(Dannyboy_37 raped your dead mum whilst stamping on your kitten, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 0:38, closed)

But there are some nice places
'near' Swindon.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 10:36, closed)

Stanley!
I forgot about Stanley. Maybe it's a self protection thing.

My mates and I were bricked by some local kids as we rode through on our pushies.

I hope those little cnuts still live there.
(bellboy last hit the tit on, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:33, closed)

The first time...
... I went to stanley was soul-shattering. Being just 16, I was the perfect demographic for some cunt to have a go at me for having a look behind me on the bus. Right shit tip it is.
( thyrf as in turf, but not, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:15, closed)

asda
Ps. Apparently Tesco have bought the Asda store. Stanley is really moving up in the world!
(Dannyboy_37 raped your dead mum whilst stamping on your kitten, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:50, closed)