Rubbish TownsI once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.
Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
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BasildonThe only local entertainment is the Fountain Leisure Park, consisting of a cinema, a crappy 'nite-spot' [sic] and chain restaurants.
Known locally - without a shadow of irony - as BasVegas.
Working there was the worst 3 months of my professional life.
(, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:17, 4 replies)
you forgot the hanging gardens(obscure reference to JCC)
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:43,
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You're rightBut I'm trying to block it from my memory...
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Last ChristmasI think they had a 12' square plastic ice rink in the car park.
So it's not quite as bad as you suggest.
The worst part is getting there. Cranes Farm Road is like a dual-carriage race track.
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