Rubbish TownsI once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.
Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
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WidnesComplete with animal renderer, human waste recyling, toxic waste recycling, coal power station, the smelly river mersey(once the over flow for the animal renderering plant, which is called The Grannox. As fearful sounding as it is smelly.
Thankfully though, most of the chemical industry has collapsed so the great big chimney that pumped out cyanide has gone =) So has the Golden Wonder factory so everything no longer has thin film of crisp fat on everything.
So I am doomed to a cancerous death thanks to my home town, which probably explains why the drugs and beer are so cheap here =) Which in turn probably explains why the kids round these here parts all start growing beards at the age of eight, girls included.
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:46,
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