QOTW idea?
Maybe there should be a qotw topic on funny incidents involving hookers...

The last time I saw her I was leaving the Moorings with a few mates. We were standing around outside near the sloped part of the pavement when all of a sudden she appeared. This was the first time I had ever seen a one-legged prostitute so naturally I was quite shocked.

Anyways, this car stopped outside and Lyndsey and one of her hooker friends walked/hobbled towards it. The friend climbed up the slope to discuss prices and whatnot while Lyndsey waited at the bottom. A few minutes later she got the nod from the friend and then began to climb up the slope herself.

She took one step up the slope and then tried to use the crutch to gain balance. But instead of going forward, she fell back flat on her ass, with the crutch and her one foot flying through the air.

My mates and I could barely contain ourselves for laughing so hard. It got even better when her friend ran down towards her, helped her back on her foot, put her arm around the friends back, and then placed her in the car. The friend then shuts the door and starts talking to a random guy while the car drove off.

Apparently the guy must have had some kind of handicap-hooker fetish.

Absolutely priceless.
( Fat Fred too weird to live, too rare to die, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:54, Reply)