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I once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.

Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion

(, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
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She was pleasant enough
Mid-20s, redhead, not a fat bird, but no string-bean either - just right. No idea of her name, it was back in the days of Yahoo Groups (must be about 8 yrs ago) and I jumped in and answered one of those "Fuck me tonight" adverts, being sharp enough to spot a genuine ad amongst all the rubbish. She'd had no other applicants, bless her!

Hinckley is quite a den of filth (as well as being a filthy den), I've been to some "interesting" parties out that way, used to meet in the Knight pub or the one next to it (can't recall name) and then we'd all pile out into cars and off to wherever the action was going to take place. (Not that 12 cars suddenly descending on a quiet farmyard at dusk attracts much attention, oh no. And for the record, the farmyard had nothing to do with the activities, it was just a convenient place to park!!) I know of at least 2 fairly well-known lasses who do films and photo shoots (I hesitate to use the term "porn stars", they aren't exactly Jenna) who live in Hinckley, and there's lots of BDSM perves around there who like to party. You obviously didn't look closely enough!

Oh, but I must declare here and now that I DO NOT come from, live in, nor have ever lived in Hinckley. I hail from much further down the shit-stick scale.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:55, 1 reply)
I'm relieved to hear you've been spared the horror of being from or actually living in Hinckley...
However, I must point out that the locals who don't want to admit they live in Hinckley will insist the Knight is in Burbage! She's not ringing a bell with me, I must say...

I am looking at the town in a very different light now since aesthetically and chav-wise where I live now is not entirely different... (it's for the cheap rent and closeness to work). It's like the love-child of Hinckley and Nuneaton with more trains.

I imagine though that the fact you can be in the middle of nowhere in a five-minute car journey does allow for lots of hidden nooks and crannies for such things to take place. I knew I should have passed my driving test while I was still living there (or, at all, for that matter). I stand by my point that I lived there from the age of 4 to 20 and have the world's most overprotective parents, though, so the likelihood of my having been allowed to leave the house, alone, without telling them where I was going, to go to fun things like BDSM parties was minimal anyway :( woe.

I'm really curious as to who's on the amateur circuit now, but am scared I went to school with them or something...
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 18:43, closed)

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