Sacked
I've never been sacked (yet)... One company I worked for made everyone redundant on Valentine's Day. The boss handed out little envelopes. We all thought he'd bought us cards and were really touched.
...but I've never been sacked. What have you done that led to your dismissal? Are you still bitter, or was it a fair cop?
( , Thu 23 Feb 2006, 13:23)
I've never been sacked (yet)... One company I worked for made everyone redundant on Valentine's Day. The boss handed out little envelopes. We all thought he'd bought us cards and were really touched.
...but I've never been sacked. What have you done that led to your dismissal? Are you still bitter, or was it a fair cop?
( , Thu 23 Feb 2006, 13:23)
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Oh so nearly...
Working at a pub in Grantchester, Cambridge (named after a famous WW1 poet), the Chef had spontaneous nosebleeds all over the floor, which I was expected to mop up (ooh, this could go towards last weeks QOTW too), and then they said that because the kitchen was in such a filthy state (nowt to do with me), I would come in over the weekend to springclean it. But they couldn't afford to pay me. The payment was, in fact, keeping my job. I told them to go fuck themselves. They grew purple with rage, and opened their mouths to fire me, but I nipped in and said "oh, and I quit". Thank God, they were a load of freaks anyway.
( , Thu 23 Feb 2006, 14:24, Reply)
Working at a pub in Grantchester, Cambridge (named after a famous WW1 poet), the Chef had spontaneous nosebleeds all over the floor, which I was expected to mop up (ooh, this could go towards last weeks QOTW too), and then they said that because the kitchen was in such a filthy state (nowt to do with me), I would come in over the weekend to springclean it. But they couldn't afford to pay me. The payment was, in fact, keeping my job. I told them to go fuck themselves. They grew purple with rage, and opened their mouths to fire me, but I nipped in and said "oh, and I quit". Thank God, they were a load of freaks anyway.
( , Thu 23 Feb 2006, 14:24, Reply)
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