Bah Humbug!
My father was made redundant on Christmas Eve 1992 because the firm went bust (I was 15).

Cratchett: "What of Tiny Tim?”

Scrooge: "Bah. He and his ukulele shall go wanting."

A few years later my dad met up with the head partner and told him how I always cursed his name for making him redundant on Christmas Eve, to which he smugly replied, "Wasn't the first time".

John, if you are reading this (which you are blatantly not), I am glad every business venture you have been involved with has gone bust & that your wife left you & your children wont speak to you. I now run a successful practice with my father, so if you are in need of work feel free to go rot in the gutter, you fat useless cunt.


In answer to the actual question: Yes I have been sacked, when I was 17 I did one shift as a waiter at a posh teacher training college and was never asked back. They did give me a slice of Chocolate gateaux and I still have the dish it was on (11 years later).
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 14:44, Reply)