SackedI've never been sacked (yet)... One company I worked for made everyone redundant on Valentine's Day. The boss handed out little envelopes. We all thought he'd bought us cards and were really touched.
...but I've never been sacked. What have you done that led to your dismissal? Are you still bitter, or was it a fair cop?
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chthonic, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 13:23)
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My brother was fired from volunteer work.One year at the Cincinnati Flower Show, hosted by the one-and-only Martha Stewart, my brother was forced by the she-bitch to plant flowers in a very specific pattern, lest he face her wrath in the form of a screaming fit. After about 30 minutes he screamed back at her "Excuse me, lady. I think you've mistaken me for someone who gives a damn!"
He volunteered at the museum the next year.
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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Fri 24 Feb 2006, 1:41,
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