SackedI've never been sacked (yet)... One company I worked for made everyone redundant on Valentine's Day. The boss handed out little envelopes. We all thought he'd bought us cards and were really touched.
...but I've never been sacked. What have you done that led to your dismissal? Are you still bitter, or was it a fair cop?
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chthonic, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 13:23)
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Air biscuit and a P45, vicar?Years ago, I was misguided enough to try and sell vacuum cleaners, the ones that cost £1100 quid. After a heavy night of ale and a kebab, I was sent to a presentation at a clergyman's house. It was obvious from the word go that they weren't going to buy this overpriced heap of Yank shite from a sweating malodorous hungover swine in a cheap suit, but the capper was when the kebab quacked and their dog threw up on the carpet...which I offered to clean up with the Wondervac. Took it back full of canine hurl and threw it at the manager, when he sacked me for "conduct unbecoming a salesman".
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