Petrolhead Ha Ha
Today as I was driving in South East Kent. I was driving up to this roundabout when out of the corner of eye I saw this BMW M5 approaching the roundabout from the road to the left (ie I had priority) VERY fast I thought to myself " This will be close..........." "Oh Shit.......he's not stopping......" at which point I heard an almighty screech of brakes and an ominous CRUNCH as he lost the M5 on the icy road, Hitting and mounting the roundabout side on !!!!!

What this moron hadn't seen was the Police Patrol car 2 cars behind me, I got out of my van to be greetd by a torrent of abuse from this Moron which soon stopped when he saw the law getting out of their car and various other drivers getting out of their vehicles as well.

All I heard from the Policeman were the Immortal words "Is this your car si ......... I can smell alcohol, Have you been drinking sir ?"

He had to blow into the nice Policemans Bag and he was then offered a chance for a nice sit down in the back of their car while they pointed out the error of his ways !!!!!

I had to take a Breath test as well, which was just as well, I dont drink in the weekdays as need my licence for my Job.

According to the Policeman I spoke told me he was Going to be charged With Driving Under the Influence, Possibly Dangerous Driving and if that couldn't be made to stick, driving without due care & Attention !!!!

I think thats what he said but I had started to feel a bit faint by now and needed to have a wee sit down when I saw how close to the rear of my van he had came !!!

His car looked a write off and he looked pig sick.

Misfortune NO But Schadenfreude definitly.

What a wanker !!!!!
(ebagumsidog, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 19:40, Reply)