The funniest thing to happen at my school...?
Well, that's a tough one, really...

There was the english teacher who had an old VW passat - the engine fell out and shot down the drive...she then drove/freewheeled over it.

Or James ward (who was a little fella), jumping off the bottom step of the stairs after only getting 9/10 in a maths test and laying on the floor claiming to have committed suicide. He refused to move until a teacher threatened to get the headmaster. Weird little kid, he was...

The child who, when asked to say grace at lunch ("for what we are about to recieve, may the Lord make us truly thankful, for the sake of Jesus Christ, our Lord, Amen"), panicked and yelled "Thank you Jesus, for Christs' sake let's eat!" and ran...

The 80-foot penis the boarders stamped into the snow on the prized rugby pitch...which some member of grounds staff then raked out, killing the grass underneath...so what was a simple joke that would have faded in a day became a dead grass cock, then a new turf cock (because there was no way they'd pay to re-turn a rectangle and just did the outline..) - all in all, it lasted about 6 months...

The kid who, when caught selling "weed" to the junior kids, was hauled up and had the police called in - who promptly idenified it as mixed herbs... the kid was suspended for a week for "fraud".

I am sure I will remember many more...
(Chad, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:46, Reply)