He did what he was told
Mackie was always causing trouble in class. He was forever being sent out to spend the lesson in some other teacher's classroom - usually when said teacher didn't have a class of his own to teach that period. On this occasion he was sent to Mr McKenzie's. He was told to sit down and do some reading. After a while, Mr McKenzie had to go over to the main building. He told Mackie that under no circumstances was he to leave the room. He did as he was told. When Mr McKenzie came back to the classroom he detected a foul odour in the air. Moving towards his desk he saw that Mackie had shat in the waste paper basket. 'You dirty animal,' he shouted. 'But sir, I really needed to go and you told me not to leave the room,' was Mackie's (accurate) reply. He was sent to the headmaster and received a two-week suspension. Enquiring schoolboys that we were, we all wanted to know what he wiped his arse with. Turns out he had ripped a few pages out of his maths text book. I think this vandalism of school property compounded the original offence.
( ThisCaledonianClown has left it far too late, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 13:06, 1 reply)

Hilarious
Excellent story "Click"
(cherrylegs11, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 16:18, closed)