Creepy Biology Teacher
He really was dodgy. He was a creepy, sleazy type who thought he was a bit of a ladies man but clearly was quite repulsive. This was proved when he sent a note to a new female teacher.

It was written on a slip of paper which he'd taken from one of his classes and had a diagram of the reproductive system on it. In spidery biro, it said 'Hey - good to meet you earlier, would love to get to know you better - if you know what I mean. Fancy it? Let me know, XX Neil'

How do I know what it said in so much detail? After the whole class had watched her piss herself laughing at the note, then call the teachers in from the nearby classrooms to laugh at it, before hiding it away in a drawer, we naturally saw fit to retrieve it.

Discovering the contents, we went to the library at lunchtime, ran off a load of photocopies, and stuck them up all over school.

The only person who owned up to this (he didn't have much choice - he'd been spotted using the photocopier by the librarian) got a bollocking from the headmaster, which was cut short when he too cracked up and laughed himself silly.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 13:52, Reply)