You are an Old Cat.
AICMFP.

Other highlights included ivy growing through the swimming pool walls (and thus causing perpetual fear of an imminent collapse of the roof) and a rugby pitch on top of a giant hill, so that by the time you got to the playing fields at the start of games lessons you were already knackered. Teachers of course had no qualms about arriving by car, and would smirk as they blazed past you into the car park, fragging up clouds of shrapnel gravel that nicely shredded your knees.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 14:00, Reply)