Human Rights
At one particularly tedious assembly, our deputy head gave the school a dull and sanctimonious lecture on the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, which included:

1 - The right not to be arbitrarily detained
2 - The right to free speech
3 - The right to trial before punishment
4 - The right to leisure time
5 - The right to be presumed innocent until found guilty.

He then kept the entire school in lunchtime detention because someone in the front row was talking.
(Axeman Jim, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:20, 2 replies)

Joke or not, that's superb
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( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:33, closed)

I assure you it's depressingly true
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(Axeman Jim, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:47, closed)