An idiot? Or a criminal mastermind? You decide!
During my second placement during my PGCE I worked in a pretty rough school in Ellesmere Port (5 points for a correct guess). You know it's bad when they have CCTV camera's in the corridors (2004)!

One day I'm walking along the corridor when something hits the back of my head, now, being a teacher, and a student one at that, you can't just let kids get away with that as they'll think you're a pushover for evermore!

SO I turn round and confront this corridor full of kids (I'm expecting sweet FA to be honest but I had to do it on principle) and to my eternal surprise one of the students mentions that there are CCTV cams in the corridor. Happy days thinks I, justice shall be meted out on this fine day!

I hot foot it to the office and ask one of the women in there to take a look at the footage (just like in CSI or the Bill, but not as glam) to which she points out the lad and names him. It's the same bugger who had told me about the CCTV and he was about a week away from leaving for study leave.

So what do the school do? well, seeing as it's a rough school in a bit of a tough area they decide to let him off for study leave early!

Fucking retards
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:28, 2 replies)

I'll guess Stanney

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 21:16, closed)

Close!
But no cigar
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:01, closed)