While we're on the subject
On the last day of 6th form, we came up with the genius prank (note: sarcasm) of buying a fake poo from one of those joke shops and putting it on one of the toilet seats. Oh how we laughed at the thought of ol' Roy finding that and going completely mental for a few moments before realising he'd been had.

Ever since though I've always thought how funny it would have been to have done the deed for real and then have someone 'tip off' the caretaker about how a prank was going to be made involving a fake poo with some water splashed on it and some comedy fart spray for extra effect. Think about it, would've worked like a dream!
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:52, Reply)