i briefly went to a private school
it was full of cunts.
this one poor kid, michael tomsomethingorother, was pretty much my rival. i was the poor kid on a scholarship, he was the speccy ginger kid who smelled of piss. he was MARGINALLY above me, as there's no greater sin in one of these places than rocking up in a battered mark 1 transit with straw in the back.

the tables were turned one day when he tried to fight me.
he ran in, did some kind of awful epic fail flying kick, one foot glanced my hip, he essentially 'posted' himself on my pelvis, (read one leg either side, nuts first into a then bony loaf) fell to the floor squealing and ran off. later in PE he developed a mysterious brown mark on his white shorts.. started to stink of shit. the rather unforgiving p.e teacher (mr RAINBOW believe it or not) ordered him to strip and get in the shower. kid drops his kecks, reveals the sort of mudstoat you'd only think capable of exiting an adult hippo, and is duly frogmarched to the shower.

dirty fucker dropped another length of knotty arse-rope in the shower.


then put the same underwear back on, after shaking the turd out into the bin.

rich kids

animals.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 16:07, 6 replies)

*clicks*
for mudstoat alone!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 16:11, closed)

*click*
For 'mudstoat' - love it.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 16:14, closed)

click
for 'knotty arse rope'

then a slap in the chops for me nearly pissing myself and being asked, 'what i was laughing at' by my boss


you bad man
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 16:21, closed)

goddamn
yet again my poop-related prose has outstripped the rest of my efforts.
maybe i should p[ublish a book of fecal-themed anecdotes.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 16:37, closed)

Mr Rainbow?
Wasn't a boys school full of cunts high on a hill was it?
( fanoir keep empowering yourselves, you bitches!, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 22:19, closed)

Another mudstoat click
right here
( chart cat has an itch, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 6:23, closed)