School Days"The best years of our lives," somebody lied. Tell us the funniest thing that ever happened at school.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:19)
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Dontgo to the same school that your parents taught at. It fucks you up, to quote Larkin.
Primary school? My mum was teacher, and then head. High school? My dad was deputy head.
One memorable occasion, I was chewing gum in German. "Are you chewing Coke??".
"Sorry miss.." and I threw it away.
Cut to 6.30pm, dinner table. Dad speaks between mouthfuls.
"So son, I hear you were chewing in German today."
FFS. Every fucking night *SOMETHING*, for about 13 years. Not right.
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I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 16:42,
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Chewing in GermanI'm trying to imagine what that sounds like. Something like Hitler working his jaws over a large bone?
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chart cat has an itch, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 7:25,
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