I have too many of these..
My Mum was a teacher at my school - still is, but I haven't been there in 10 years so that's irrelevant..
I never had her as a teacher, only as a sub a couple of times. Now I'm sure everyone knows that having a substitute teacher means you don't do any work for the entire lesson.
In one class where mum was our sub, a few mates and I were sitting around talking shit and just generally doing no work. My friend Alana* was sitting on the table, since her chair was over the other side of the room.
So I guess my mum said something like 'Alana, why don't you go back to your own table and do some work?' to which Alana replied 'Why don't you get a spoon so you can eat my ass?!'
She got kicked out of class, a couple of detentions and didn't come round to my place much after that..

*Is her real name, actually..
(r0ach, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 16:51, Reply)