Mixed PE.
Ahh...mixed PE. Doing PE with girls.

Imagine the swimming pool, me, the moderately talented midfielder (or whatever they are) defending the goal with the passion of a young (insert famous water polo-er here). The seats either side of the pool lined with the buxom beauties of my year, all cheering us on. Imagine having a stiffie thinking off all those girls in their bikinis.

Imagine the ball coming your way, high up. Imagine thinking "I can make this". Imagine jumping as high as you possibly can. This is the moment that I will impress all of them.

Imagine your shorts not leaving the pool with you as you jump.

Now imagine thinking about that for about 21 years, the horror never receeding.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 16:51, 2 replies)

Haha
*clicks*
( Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 18:42, closed)

*Cringes*
And I'll bet the water was cold as well...
(junkbot85, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 20:00, closed)