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"The best years of our lives," somebody lied. Tell us the funniest thing that ever happened at school.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:19)
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Aye, Klingons Cap'n!
Again when I was about 10, there was a kid in my class who I shall call Andrew King, for that was indeed his name.

Who had this habit of shitting in his pants. Psychological rather than physical, apparently he used to do it for attention. But anyway...

One week, PE class. When he went into the shower some other kid picked up his soiled underpants and started running round with them shouting "shitty pants, shitty pants!" as 11-year-olds have a tendency to do in such situations.

He then chucked them up in the air and drop-kicked them. They hit the ceiling and stuck fast.

Now, I don't know if anyone here remembers the song "Star Trekkin'" by The Firm... but at this point every single person started singing in unison "there's klingons on the ceiling" to the tune of this.

At this point the kid waddled out of the shower with a towel wrapped around him (I say "waddled" as he was a fat git on top of the incontinence) and someone pointed and said "It's Andrew Kling!"

The name kind of stuck... for the next 3-4 weeks until he was "removed" and sent to a special school for disturbed kids.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 17:37, Reply)

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