ginger
There was a girl.

She was not only socially awkward and slightly remedial but suffered the additional indignity of having been born with naturally frizzed ginger hair, and to have had the type of parents who thought it acceptable to let this hair grow into a giant ginger-perm-afro-monster - and then send their daughter to school like this every day.

It was monstrous, and she was, of course, bullied remorselessly.

This is not about her, this is about me.

I was lumbered to be her PE partner one day and found myself hanging upside down on top of the climbing frame in the gym whilst she happened to be climbing up.

The last thing I remember is glancing down briefly only to be distracted by the sight of two additional yet sweaty giant ginger-perm-afro-monsters nestled inside both her armpits.

Witnesses say that I let out a giant shriek and fell vertically from the frame, missing the mat, and braining myself on the floor.
( rofl harris, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 17:59, 5 replies)

was
she called 'spuggy'?
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:34, closed)

haha, no
But name withheld as she's still wandering around town by all accounts, and still looks like a ginger wookie.
( rofl harris, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:59, closed)

haha
I had a similar experience... the ginger girl didn't like to even wear shirts where the sleeves covered her armpit hair.... ewwww!
Managed somehow to be walking through the gym hall one day, saw much more ginger hair than was required.
(macomateo is procrastinating on, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 21:07, closed)

Ow!
Braining yourself- sharp pain, white light, double ow!
(cheesehead, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 21:53, closed)

CLICKITY WOO!
Rooibois over the keyboard - thank you!
(twiceydrinker hmmm is it pint time?, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:34, closed)