Phantom 'shatter'
In my primary school some unknown kid* used to shit in very unusual places.

Some kid in my class found a 'baked loaf' in his p.e bag and another turd was found on the stairwell. Great days.

*I hope it was a kid.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 22:31, 5 replies)

Scat Kids
We had a similar kid at my old primary school. He was suspended after he was caught curling one down on a desk by a teacher... nice!
(Crowman, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 22:52, closed)

we had one too!
Known as 'The Phantom Shitter'. Sadly, this was in college ie Year 11 and 12 (5th and 6th form, or senior high). It turned out it was my friend Tony.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:01, closed)

was it
Thomas Penman ?
(Tony Macaroni hello, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:13, closed)

i think he works in my office now
i found a shit in the toiletbowl, nothing unusual in that BUT WAIT! it was.. in a coffee mug! outstanding.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 7:55, closed)

Haha the school my mate's dad worked at had a phantom shitter too
I bet every school's had one at some time or another
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:54, closed)