School Days"The best years of our lives," somebody lied. Tell us the funniest thing that ever happened at school.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:19)
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Still bitter.Year 11 ICT, a lad was talking loudly about how when he wanked, he'd shove a finger up his arse. Fair enough. Teacher (who was later disciplined for being inappropriate with the girls) looks up from his work and says:
"[lad's name], as fascinating as your personal life is, its time you did some work".
Quick as a flash I add in.
"Yeah, get your finger out!"
Silence. Teacher looks at me.
"Yes very good, now you get to work too."
Gutted. Perfect punnage and all I got was recognition off a nonce.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:46, Reply)
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