The "Stones"
When I was in the 5th year of secondary school, a new 1st year had joined, known simply as "Stoney" (as his surname was Stone, completely unimaginative). He did look like Uncle Fester; aged 11, 6 foot, bald and resembling that thumb-head guy who'se been trolling the main boards for the last few days. As you can imagine, he got the piss taken out of him constantly. Now the thing with Mr Stone was that he basically shouldn't have been allowed into our school. He was borderline mentally retarded (and that's not a pisstake, he was a danger to himself in terms of stupidity) and when he spoke he sounded like a high pitched 4 year old. In an all-male public school he was cannon fodder.

So, after a few months he befriended one of the teachers. In fact, if anything happened he would only report to this teacher. Unfortunately this teacher was a legendary wind-up bastard and fed back everything Stoney told him to his pupils. So we knew all the goss on Stoney, and all was fun.

However, 1 day Stoney come into the class all excited and runs up to teach. "How'd your weekend go Stoney?" asks the legend. "It was sunny, so we went on a picnic in the park" squeaks Stoney. "Really? I wish I saw that" laughs teach. Stoney then replies "We taped it on a camera, I can bring it in tomorrow if you want."

Cha-ching.

If he did, Teach pulled all the stops out on this; he pulled a few favours to claim access to the 1 TV and video the department had, he had teachers who were nothing to do his class all queued up ready to view this vid and most of the 5th year kids (myself included) with seating at the back, waiting for the private viewing of the "Mutant's Day Out".

About 50 of us crammed into a small classroom pissing ourselves at a backward family playing football in a park and choking on triangle sandwiches will be the greatest memory I'll ever have from that school.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:46, 10 replies)

Are you expecting this to be funny?
Because it makes you sound like a cunt.
(sorry., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:58, closed)

^
this
(jennymnemonic, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:11, closed)

agree
with the 1st post
(phe, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:34, closed)

^^^
me too
(Mr.Dog was in love again on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:43, closed)

Sounds pretty harsh alright
Poor dopey kid and his clueless parents.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:20, closed)

I found it a bit amusing
It made me smirk
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:55, closed)

Nope, not funny
It's a bid sad (in the true sense of the word) that you thought it was okay. Even worse that the teacher thought so...
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:59, closed)

^
This. It's almost expected of kids, but for the teacher to actually have a hand in ridiculing this poor boy...
(Aruu does not put all her trust in root vegetables., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 3:01, closed)

anti-click
kcilc
( rofl harris, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:27, closed)

Not funny
And even worse that a supposed adult ridiculed instead of helping the (borderline) spacker.
(fannypack, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 15:00, closed)