Porn
We used to have lockers at the back of our form rooms at school. One lunchtime some of the cool boys (the ones good at sports and very little else) got hold of some pictures of naked men and put them behind the locker doors of three of the cool girls. And waited.

Not being remotely cool, I watched from the sidelines, secretly wishing for a better look at some of the pictures myself.

Sometime later, two of the cool girls arrived and deliberately avoided their lockers. The boys had been rumbled and their trick amounted to nothing.

In the midst of the "you're so stupid" discussion that followed, the remaining cool girl breezed in, said "hi" to her friends and opened her locker.

Her face, with her eyes nearly bigger than her mouth and her jaw almost on the floor, was a picture.

The questions remain as to why the other cool girls didn't warn their "friend" and how did the oh-so-straight, sports-playing hard-men that were those cool boys get pictures of very naked, very hairy and very excited men?
(BearWithLittleBrain, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:34, Reply)