"Fancy a Tic-Tac?" - Warning Excessive consumption may cause laxative effect
My mates grandad was always complaining about being "Bunged up" and regaled us for ages in the mornings when I called round for my mate to walk to school...

One morning, he'd gotten a big job lot of laxatives, about 10 packs, and we snaffled one as we left the house...

We giggled to ourselves as we thought about how we could turn this into something funny...

We went to the corner shop and got ourselves some supplies for the day, sweets, fireball jaw breakers and then my mate saw the tic tacs...

"They look like them laxatives..." he mused...

"they do an all, except the black writing on the laxatives..."

"We wagged first lesson, and spent an hour using a blade from a pencil sharpener to scrape off the black lettering, and ate all the tics tacs (them orange and green ones) and filled the box with the laxatives, there were about 20 in a box, so it almost filled the tic tac box...just in time for the 10am break time...

We just went round the tennis courts and communal areas offering out tic tacs to first years, but hardly any took us up on it...the cunts...

We then noticed the massive queue for the tuck shop, and everyone buying "chocolate crunch" which was like a chocolate flapjack that students made in cookery the previous day, which was then sold at morning break...I looked at him, and he looked at me, and joint lightbulbs shone above our heads..."WE'VE GOT COOKERY THIS AFTERNOON"...

So we crunched up about 16 laxatives, and added them to the mixture, this made a fair amount of chocolate crunch, about 3 trays full, and then we sloped off...next morning the queue was huge at the tuck shop, everyone clamouring for chocolate crunch...little knowing that chocolate crunching would be prevalent for the follwing day or so...

That afternoon, loads of kids starting going down with the shits, so much so that they closed the school down for 2 days, to stop the "viral infection" that was going around...

Heroes amongst slightly small and un-hairy men-boys? That was me and my mate...until he started bragging to some girls, whose brother had it bad, she told her mum, her mum told the headmaster and he told us that we had to go home for a week on suspension...

As if thats a punishment...
(Big Andy, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:34, Reply)