Actually I liked lots of things...........
Come to think of it.

A chemistry teacher, Dr somethingorother showing us how to make nylon and helping us to understand reactions by working out just how much explosive force was tied up in the chemicals on the shelves! Heavy mathematics but it didn't seem like a chore at the time. I was crap at this lesson, hence my previous post (must've been a decimal point in the wrong place, meh).

The last two years' PE lessons were a blast!

I took 2 terms of fencing - including Schlager!

I took 2 terms of - wait for it - Shaolin Kung Fu! The head of chemistry was a graduate apparently, showed a completely different side to the guy.

However, that's not what I came here to talk about.

The last 2 terms I was dragged into powerlifting by a mate who was competing in the juniors at the time, It was either that or tenpin bowling, I wasn't looking forward to it but as it turned out, I loved it!

Especially as we were training in the sports hall where the sixth-form girls were playing badminton. You could cut the hormone-laden air with a knife, even the fit female gym teachers were making excuses to be in the hall watching the young muscley sweaty guys straining at the weights.

As I'd been a rugby player, I was pretty fit. However, I was never very successful with the ladies until "the weights".

Bugger me with a fishfork was I successful THEN!

Previously unattainable babes suddenly wanted to find out whether "that was a thesaurus in my pocket, or was I glad to see them"!? Happy days, shagging my way through the Netball teams like a good un'

The best/worst/most frightening thing about my whole school life happened just after I'd left, I met the school uberbabe MILF teacher, Mrs Bxxxxx, in my local.

GOD she was gorgeous, from the top of her beautifully-coiffed blonde head, to the tips of her stiletto'd toes she was pure sex on legs. Posh too, with a deep and husky voice to make men spontaneously combust in a frottage-fest.

She caught my eye and sashayed over.

"Ah James, nice to see you again, particularly now you've left".

"Why "particularly now I've left" ma'am".

"Particularly now you've left because I can now legally shag you".

"Oh". *gulp*




And yes, dear reader, I did. Gave me my penchant for the "more mature" lady that has stayed with me to this day.*




*Unlike the success with netball teams.Or the muscles.

Bugger.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:56, 7 replies)

Why didn't these sort of things happen to me...?

You get muscles, a netball team and a shag-tastic teacher...

I got...well that's for another post.

You get a click...a forced, envious click...but a click all the same.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:09, closed)

Git...
...For two reasons,

1) Having fit lady teachers at your school.

2) Shagging a slightly more senior lady who happens to teach.

Never happens to me, no sir.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:17, closed)

Maybe it's................

The "Captain Scarlet" thing. When I met the lady in question, I was tanned, toned and had* a full, close-cropped head of blue-black hair.**

Dunno, it's just a theory.




*sobs*
**sound like anyone you know?

*grins*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:57, closed)

You dirty, filthy, disgusting,
jammy bastard! :)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:36, closed)

Strange
Why is no-one jealous of the fencing? Or the Kung fu?

Heathens
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:50, closed)

I used to fence at prep school.
But am jealous of the kung fu...
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:34, closed)

Ah!
But this, dear Empress, was a state-run big comprehensive! I was lucky that the head of PE was such a mentalist.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:48, closed)