mrs. can't cope
we had a teacher called mrs. cope, who couldn't. within the first ten minutes of every lesson, she would be sobbing. we were vicious little bastards, so we decided to make a competition of it and see who could make her cry the fastest. my sister won, after being told she couldn't go to the toilet 2 minutes into the lesson and threatening to piss on mrs. cope's new shoes. this is the same sister that robbed the school bank on her last day.

well, it was funny at the time.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 13:47, Reply)