Maths
Looking back, we were a bunch of bastards, but at the time it just seemed like a bit of fun.

A new maths teacher came to the school, and with impeccable recommendations she was given the A-set to teach, us.

Unfortunately, not only was she 4' tall and had a moustache, but she was also deaf. To overcome this she would often lip read rather than use her hearing aid.

Once we worked this out, we would cover our mouths with our hands or books while talking so she couldn't work out what we were saying. As the hearing aid was turned up to 11, so would we, a class of 14 year olds shouting, combined with the maximum setting on a hearing aid. Well you can work out what happened.

Also, she once tried to stop my friend Charles from going to the toliet, as he was feeling sick, but she thought he was just trying to skive.

Now Charles was then about 6' tall, and is a lot taller now, so she tried to stand in front of the door to stop him leaving. Remember she was about 2' shorter than him.

Charles couldn't hold the vomit in, and it was projected downwards, all over her. Purely by accident.

He was sent to the Deputy Head for a telling off, who instead found it quite a hilarious tale and sent him back to class, which had been dismissed due to a lack of teacher.
( mister.f is now married, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 15:11, Reply)