A girl in my former school...
was a complete, 100% grade-A, free-range nutter. She was a couple of years below me so I don't know her name, but her reputation was known throughout the whole school.

One time, going home, she and a group of her equally messed up friends were trying to set fire to a box which was emitting a kind of skuffling noise. I noticed this and asked them why they were doing it. They looked up about to give a torrent of abuse when they noticed how tall I was and how easily i could crush their skulls (I would never do this. I'm a gentle giant).

So they promptly got up and legged it, leaving the box and dropping the lighter.

I bent down, opened the box and in the box there was...

A live squirrel.
(General_Manchego, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 11:18, 1 reply)

Not good..
..that's how Jeffery Dahmner and bunch of other serial killers got started.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 20:21, closed)