Assembly
Twice a week when I was in secondary school, our headteacher would do his best good shepherd impression and attempt to guide his unruly flock of spotty, lairy teenagers by gathering them all together for an assembly.

I'm sure he was trying to instil some kind of morals in us by droning on in monotonous tones about various aspects of his mundane life.
He quite obviously didn't do a good job though as I can only remember one thing he said during one assembly.

I have no memory of why he was talking about his wedding anniversay. But, I will never forget the look of confusion on his face as the sound of 300 15 year olds sniggering away echoed around the walls after he spoke the immortal line "when I surprised my wife with a pearl necklace..."
( wanderlust, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 19:23, 3 replies)

Hahahahaha
brilliant!
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 19:48, closed)

what.....
no hair conditioner? ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:03, closed)

Fnar Fnar....
*clicks*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:16, closed)